Report: No Spears Marriage License on File

[Cyria]

If this is true, I bet her people will "forget" to remind her to do this. When she and Kevin break up, they can then go "Surprise! You were never really married so there's no need for a nasty divorce where Kevin will take our- eh, your money!"

And how low is Kevin? I don't think the press follows his little daughter's every move. If he'd cared about having his daughter at his wedding that could have been arranged without anyone realizing what was going on.