[Translation] Hey! Hey! Hey! Talk (November 9, 1998)

Source: 浜崎あゆみトーク集
(Hamasaki Ayumi Talk Collection)
Please do not redistribute these translations. I did these specifically for AHS members.
Translated by devilayu of Ayumi Hamasaki Sekai (AHSForum.com).
If you notice any typos, mistranslations, skipped lines, etc., do not hesitate to PM me.
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1998年
▼HEY×3(For My Dear...)

Hamada: Welcome Ayumi Hamasaki-san.
Ayu: Hello.
Hamada: Hello.
Matsumoto: You've been keeping up with two people who don't understand Japanese. (????)
Ayu: Yes (laugh)
Matsumoto: Hamasaki-san, you seem to be in good spirits.
Ayu: Yes? Yes (laugh)
Matsumoto: You seem quite cheerful today.
Ayu: Yes. I turned 20. Yay.
Hamada: Congratulations
Matsumoto: That's when you become an adult.
Ayu: Yes. I bought a rice cooker since I'm 20 now.
Matsumoto: Oh! That's right, when you turn 20 rice... HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! (hits Ayu's head)
Ayu: (laugh)
Hamada: Can you make rice properly?
Ayu: Umm, there were instructions but I threw them out.
Hamada: Oh geez, still, you should be able to figure it out. Since you at least saw the instructions.
Ayu: But how much water should I put in?
Hamada: Ahh.
Matsumoto: You don't know at all?
Ayu: Yeah.
Hamada: Ah, really?
Ayu: Yes, also how much rice do I put in?
Hamada: Well, you put in as much as you want to eat.
Ayu: But does that mean I put in as much rice as I want to eat, and as much water as I want to drink?
Matsumoto: ...
Hamada: Someone help...
Ayu: Eh, isn't that how it goes?
Hamada: You said to put in as much water as you want to drink.
Matsumoto: DA PUMP will come soon, please scratch her head. It seems itchy, so scratch it. Really hard. If there were a hole, you could use chopsticks to scratch the inside.
Ayu: (laugh)