Misheard Lyrics ～Part II～

[pommy48]

Originally Posted by Chiharo

alan - my stage

misheard - summer vacation, kumi vacation

real - dunno.

Namie Amuro - Top Secret

misheard: Koda Kuu and you never can turn back
real: dunno.

for my stage, it's summer vacation, communication

for top secret, i guess it should be fumikondara Never can turn back?

[Namie♡TOP SECRET]

FULL MOON - Namie Amuro

Real: Full Moon
Misheard: Typhoo (Typhoo in the UK is a brand of tea)

[pommy48]

^ oh she does say typhoon

[cavonzia]

ECSTASY(kumi)
real/missheard:de de de deep/chi chi chi cheat
real/missheard:laid back/ravex

showgirl(kumi)
real/missheard:MIRAKURU/mirrorcle world

come back tome(hikki)
real/missheard:the rain falls/the rainbow

fyi(hikki)
real/missheard:NYC/am i see?

dr.(namie)
real/missheard : Please tell her It's important Dr/please tell how is impotent dr

rock u(namie)
real/missheard:let's cut up this mutha/let's go on this moo-da(mood)

do me more(namie)
real/missheard:do me more/demi moore

ladies night(ayumi)
real/missheard:???/hey you,don't go.come please them!heiiru dekiru so,you don't ever need me too,just come and please them!

[UHPlus]

Namie Amuro - Top Secret

Top Secret, top secret that you want
(Top Secret, top secret tachiwa)

Top Secret, top secret no one knows
(Top Secret, top secret no & off)

[asmAyumi1992]

You'r guys are hilarious! AHAHAHAHA!!!

[AyuRox]

Do As Infinity - Summer Days
misheard: seaside motels and six on the *****
real: seaside motels and sex on the beach

... idk, I heard this from a live performance of the song I found on YT. Her pronunciation isn't as bad on the actual recording, though.

[waterballoon]

JUICY - Kuu

Misheard: You make me hot *& wet* (Ah, WANK)

Real: I'm not very sure lol

[yuki_unmei]

JASMINE - sad to say

misheard: my heart was almost broken, against the wall, against the wall

real:

Spoiler:

my heart was almost broken, with effin' sorrow, effin' sorrow

[cavonzia]

anna tsuchiya:bubble trip(on what she sing,it's like bubble stript/strip)

[waterballoon]

alan - Sora Uta

Misheard: I gotta fly away, go to UK

Real: I gotta fly away, om de yu ke*

*not really sure lol

[Diego-kun]

Koda Kumi - Hurry Up!
- misheard: Get a weapon! Get a weapon! :S
- real: Get away boy! Get away boy!

Koda Kumi - JOYFUL
- misheard: And joyful, joyful la la la and joyful, joyful dream
- real: And joyful, joyful la la la and joyful, joyful glee

Koda Kumi - Love goes like...
- misheard: And I'll make you say mmm I'm a gay
- real: And I'll make you say mmm come again

Namie Amuro - WILD
- misheard: Do you know that even the japanese people don't think hard
- real: Iu no ga nigate na japanese people don’t think hard!

[Minttulatte]

Originally Posted by waterballoon

JUICY - Kuu

Misheard: You make me hot *& wet* (Ah, WANK)

Real: I'm not very sure lol

She actually sings it "You make me hot (and wet)".

Oh me? There's actually something I misheard everytime. And I'm bored so I post as much as I can so I have something to do. <3

TABOO

[misheard:]Takusan no dreamesecetlööv
[real:]Takusan no dream end&secret love

show girl

[misheard:]kudou baka kuru THROW ME THROW ME
minna arsumare RIA UP RIA UP
konya mo asa made DRIKIN DRIKIN
APAMOMANNAI
[real:]kodou taka buru Follow me Follow me
minna atsumare Hurry up Hurry up
konya mo asa made Drinking Drinking
Up & Down emotion tomannai

Under

[misheard:]Fukaku you on me
SASATE KONI TEMO mawashite
ANDER
Koete you on me
Ima MATEMO onaji wa TASIT UNDERSTANDIRU
ANDER
[real:]fukaku You on me
sasaete koshi ni te wo mawashite
Under
koete You on me
ima made to onaji wa A tacit understanding
under

ECSTASY

[misheard:]So so so crazy ni every day ONATE NOWA SO TIGHT
[real:]So so so crazy ni every day ona tte no wa so tough

[misheard:]You obtain my love
THAT pain called the love
[real:]You obtain my love
The taste/pain called the love

[misheard:]Reewax
[real:]Laid back

Sparkle

[misheard:]kumikitari HAIR bakari
Kogekiteki tachou misete tomite
[real:]Mamori ni haira nai de
Kougekiteki ni mesete mite

[misheard:]Motto taidan ni
Sukoshi hold on
[real:]Motto daitan ni
Zuuzuushii hodo

rollin'

[misheard:] Sekai ga mono kawaru ga noto BIITTO de
[real:] Sekai ga mawaru umare kawaru SPEED de

WILD

[misheard:] legs, arms, shows, knees
Fickers, toes, tips and helly
[real:] legs, arms, shoulders, knees
Fingers, tous hips and belly

[misheard:] go other round madamada...
[real:] go another round madamada...

Dr.

[misheard:] new choice, new future, must love
[real:] new choice, next future, past love

[misheard:] Please imaware save us doctor
Please tipaware is tipotant doctor
Please dimaware save us doctor
Please doctor please save us doctor
[real:] Please change the past save us doctor
Please tell her it's important doctor
Please change the past save us doctor
Please doctor please save us doctor

GO! GO! ~Yume no Hayasade~

[misheard:] (GO! GO!) Oh no I know
[real:] (GO! GO!) Honoo no yuubisaki

Butterfly

[misheard:] I go on another love
Tobikatsu raafly
Ushukusiku, aru ga mama de aru tame
Bii Bii Bii Bii bii!
Narihibiku keikoku
Ashita ni wa itsuwa wa watashi dakara...
[real:] I got another love
Tobikatsu butterfly
Ushukushiku, aru ga mama de aru tame
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep!
Narihibiku keikoku
Ashita ni wa itsudemo wo watashi dakara...

CAN'T SLEEP,CAN'T EAT,I'M SICK

[misheard:] Can't sheep eat i'm sick
I been tickin' you all the time
[real:] Can't sleep, can't eat, I'm sick
I've been thinkin' of you all the time

[misheard:]Love is always fast
[real:] Love is always first

No

[misheard:] Machi no arukeba by your friends
[real:] Machi no arukeba your friends

[misheard:] **** it **** it **** it
[real:] Work it work it work it

DRIVE ME CRAZY

[misheard:] shag me now, kiss me now, hold me now
[real:] shake me now, kiss me now, hold me now

I think these should be enough for this time. I'll be putting more someday later.

[waterballoon]

^ I know she sings you make me hot (& wet), then right after that she whispers something that sounds like "ah wank"

[PinkShinigami]

Originally Posted by I♥Kuu4ever

Ayumi Hamasaki - Beautiful Fighters
Misheard: Lets fight evil burgers, lets fight evil meat
Real: We are beautiful fighters, we are beautiful fight

R-O-F-L!

[Chiharo]

Originally Posted by waterballoon

alan - Sora Uta

Misheard: I gotta fly away, go to UK

Real: I gotta fly away, om de yu ke*

*not really sure lol

LOL, go to UK xDDDD.

Real lyrics go like this: I gotta fly away, tonde yuke

[JackieRos]

Namie Amuro: Should I Love Him?
heard: sugar love him oh why not i wanna
also heard: sugar love him oh my god oh my god
real: Should I love him or not? or not?

Namie Amuro: Should I Love Him?
heard: oh no i love the pest the pest somebody tell me
real: Who do I love the best? the best? Somebody tell me

Namie Amuro:
Heard:crush my waistline right from left to right
Get so excited Baby Get mo excite
My love is top secret
I won't pus, So crose your eyes
come and see my side
if you really know about my secret, my secret
real: Watch my waistline from left to right
Get so excited Baby Get more excited
My love is top secret
I won't bite, So close your eyes
Come and sit by my side
If you really know about my secret, my secret

[Not~Yet]

Koda Kumi: Under

Real: Fukaku you on me
Sasaete koshi ni te wo mawashita
Under under under
Misheard: Fukaku youni
Sasaete kosher ni te wo mawashita
Duh, duh, duh

Real: ima made to onaji wa A tacit understanding
under
Misheard: ima made to onaji that geez and then say
Duh, duh, duh

Real: fukai nemuri ni tsuku you ni
anata ni ochiteyuku Everything
Misheard: fukai nemuri ni tsuku Oh boy
anata ni ochiteyuku a real fee

LOL I really had absolutely no idea she said "Under" in the lyrics before I read them xD

Koda Kumi - Just the Way You Are

Real:KAATEN no sukima kara
Hikari de me ga
Kyou mo sameta no
Ikki ni nomihosu
FURESSHU JUUSU
Omoi karada
Mezasu wa MY CLOSET

Misheard: Garden no suki my gala
Hikari damete
Kyou mo samete mo
Ikki ni nomihosu
Fleshy Juice
Omoi karada
mezasu wa microset

I also hear things in "Physical Thing" that I really doubt are misheard but I have to wait for the real lyrics before I find out..

For example, the last line of choruses: "A freezing cold gay", "a crazy girlfriend"

[Picaflor 7/4]

oh I love u guys ♥ this thread makes me laugh so much

Perfume - Polyrhythm

misheard: totemo va-i-gi-na
real: totemo daijina

ami suzuki - can't stop the disco

these are just random parts

misheard:

hikari tsutsumu KEESU GARASU　koshi kara
mitsuketa FUROA ni (feed my higher)
kidzuiteiru no ? HIRARI kawasu no yo
KIMI to no kakehiki throw the towel no?
karada yurasu BEESU GARASU koshi kara
miorosu FUROA ni (be my husband)
kidzuiteiru no? NIKORI warau no yo
me to me no kakehiki lap top tears go

konna ni mo me dollar bete
aa doushite

Can't stop the DISCO
(time trip time ship)
Come in to the DISCO, You can't fool me
Can't stop beleep YOU
(be my savior)
Come in to the DISCO doushite

Can't stop the DISCO
(time trip time ship)
Come in to the DISCO, You can't fool me
Can't stop beleep YOU
(be my savior?)
Come in to the DISCO
No! Not now your young drinks!

real: ...... LSD Trip

[mcluva420]

alan - Sora Uta

misheard: i can fly away, only you can

Real: I can fly away, tonde yuke