Misheard Lyrics ～Part II～

[cavonzia]

Namie Amuro - Steal My Night
real:Are you thirsty of me?
misheard:Are you tasty of me?

Namie Amuro - Do me more
real: Do me more
misheard: Demi moore

Ayumi Hamasaki - Glitter/Mika Nakashima - Memory
real:...i'll be with you...
misheard:..i believe you...

[Kazeyomi]

^
loool Demi Moore

Originally Posted by mellody

alan - Over the clouds

Misheard : You can get over, over the crowds
Real : You can get it over, over the clouds

this and

Namie Amuro - WHAT A FEELING

real: Poppin' my body
I'll keep poppin' my body

misheard: Eat my body
I can eat my body

Koda Kumi - Venus

real: Her weapons were her crystal eyes

misheard: Her weapon were christian lies

[jean-baptiste]

Namie Amuro - WHAT A FEELING

real: Poppin' my body
I'll keep poppin' my body

misheard: Eat my body
I can eat my body

xDD how could you have heard that? it's not even the same syllables.

Koda Kumi - Venus

real: Her weapons were her crystal eyes

misheard: Her weapon were christian lies

LMFAOO you think i'd be offended, cause i'm a christian, but that is hilarious! xD

[zyoeru]

poker face - ayumi
real: itsu datte naku kurai kantan dakedo waratte itai
heard: how about some sweet peach?

[nemesisyume]

^OH MY GOD ROFL I almost peed my pants

[NintendoHTF1242]

OH MY GOD ROFL I almost peed my pants [2]

[Cherry Dynamite]

Namie Amuro - WILD
Misheard Walk the middle
Real : Work the middle

Misheard : Legs, Arms, Shoes, Please, Finger's cross, Hips somebody?
Real : Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, fingers, toes, hips and belly

Namie Amuro - Dr.
Misheard : Please change is the best, Save us doctor, Please tell her high heels.
Real : Please change the past, save us doctor, Please tell her It's important doctor

[AyuHamasaki01]

SeeYa, Davicha, T-ara - Wonder Woman
Misheard: Going to the Muppets
Real: Going to the Movies

Caro Emerald - That Man
Misheard: I've got wind
Real: I can't win

[R_Hikki]

Namie Amuro - Shut Up
Misheard: Is it real life? Will is real life, Ask him 'bout his super tan
Real: Is it real life? Where is your life? Ask 'em but they say nothing

(Same song)
Misheard: I understood the missile of life
Real: I understood the method of life

[wildconnetta]

Shut Up - Namie

Misheard: Girls, boys, eat me up, cn you speak my words and mind, kids, your so hot to me, really. Come on. Is it your life? Willies are your life. You have got to say it to meeeee. Kotoba no ni get dem more, kotoba no dicki I SAY SOOOOOOO SHUT UP

[rookies]

Originally Posted by R_Hikki

Namie Amuro - Shut Up

Misheard: Is it real life? Will is real life, Ask him 'bout his super tan
Real: Is it real life? Where is your life? Ask 'em but they say nothing

That is so funny.

[prussian blue]

Bad trip - Chihiro Onitsuka

Misheard - it looks like bad choo-eep to me
Real - it looks like bad trip to me

Misheard - it's a BALL-ing tly
Real - it's a boring try

Misheard - one sweetest Hu-chen
Real - one sweetest fusion

[wildconnetta]

Lady GaGa - Poker Face

Real: Like a chick in a casino
Misheard: Like a chicken casino

[~Inori~]

SWEET BLACK feat. MAKI GOTO - "Queen Bee"

Misheard - Really do it Jasmin

Real - Lily, Tulip, Jasmin

[wildconnetta]

Nami Tamaki - GIVE ME UP

Real: Give me up, woaaaaah
Misr: Beam me up, woaaah

[noisy_harmony]

Kuu - Joyful
heard: enjoy full dream
real: and joyful glee

[R_Hikki]

Originally Posted by ~Inori~

SWEET BLACK feat. MAKI GOTO - "Queen Bee"

Misheard - Really do it Jasmin

Real - Lily, Tulip, Jasmin

LOL, That's what I heard too! Except for the last word where instead I hear "Really do it just me." I never thought otherwise because I thought it made sense.

[Picaflor 7/4]

Originally Posted by ~Inori~

SWEET BLACK feat. MAKI GOTO - "Queen Bee"

Misheard - Really do it Jasmin

Real - Lily, Tulip, Jasmin

i never knew this. haha

[AyumiBest]

ECSTASY - Koda Kumi

Heard: Burning Mop
Real: Burnin' up

[zyoeru]

Ringo Shiina's Σ:
Misheard: Get a ship of my own, I just want some boobies.
Real: Built a ship of my own, I just want simple peace.