The Alternate Universe Ayu Game XD

[Andrenekoi]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Brazil!"
AU Ayu's response: Where? o,o'

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Good luck! I promise I will call you when I make my 3948032984012938th video/performance with clowns ;-;

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: *releases Memorial Address take 3*

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Nops, I'm with the green one *kisses Midoring*

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: So I can slice little children with them! :evil:

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Yeah, guess what? I ****ed ur mother and I'm ur father!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Can I keep the wigs?

8. You (the member): Ayu, do u love ur oversea fans? *----*
AU Ayu's response: *farts*