[2007] Misheard lyrics?

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AYUHAMASAKI01, YOU ARE THE NEXT WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.

Almost.

Seriously, though. Love them (who wouldn't?!). <3

[AyuHamasaki01]

Originally Posted by meerkitty

AYUHAMASAKI01, YOU ARE THE NEXT WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.

Almost.

Seriously, though. Love them (who wouldn't?!). <3

Oh, well... hehe, thanks!

Though i'm not very proud on the Is This EVIL? lyrics... I dunno!

So, which lyrics should I rewrite next?

[sora2522]

HAHAHA

(kitty was actually talking to me...cuz i was planning on rewriting the songs XD; but that works, too)


why do i have the feeling that those lyrics refer to a certan ex?... *glares at tomoy-ugly*

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If you wanna go for easy stuff, you can re-write Moments.

TOMOY-UGLY. =O

[AyuHamasaki01]

Originally Posted by sora2522

HAHAHA

(kitty was actually talking to me...cuz i was planning on rewriting the songs XD; but that works, too)


why do i have the feeling that those lyrics refer to a certan ex?... *glares at tomoy-ugly*

haha! that's one way to look at it... but no, I didn't had Tomoya in mind while rewriting it But now you say so: Nice Idea!

Which should I rewrite next *looks through all the songs*

EDIT: And thanks for the JEWEL explanation!

[sora2522]

hahah!!!
i was thinking of making a rewrite the lyrics thread!!

make alot of lyrics, then when i make the thread, SPAM ATTACK!

[AyuHamasaki01]

Originally Posted by sora2522

hahah!!!
i was thinking of making a rewrite the lyrics thread!!

make alot of lyrics, then when i make the thread, SPAM ATTACK!

OMG! THE JEWEL IS SOOO FUNNY!

right now I am at 1:22.... it's getting better and better
OMG! Mushy Monkey! THE ONE WHO MADE IT IS BRILLIANT

EDIT: Another Lyrics: Yellow Bagels (Beautiful Fighters)

Spoiler:

I wonder
About what time I noticed
That bagels also have rights

And regrettably
Everyone knows
That there is a rather yellow ending

You aren't at a pizza bar at all
(Listen to the music)
How easy eating you do as ever !

* We are Beautiful Fighters
To be honest
There are some terrible days
But the bagels who live
Without stopping nor giving up are
Yellow Bagels
The unhealed bite
Sometimes eaten
But some people love yellow

I feel
The glass window must be the shop window
To run through all the colored bagels

Some are yellow, very rarely...
(Never stop the bagels)
How easygoing the yellow bagels go !

** We are Beautiful Fighters
We saved them tonight
All of them
the bagels who fight with the tomorrow
That is not new, very rarely
Yellow Bagels
Before they know
It’s too late
Then I’ll have another bagel in my mouth

* (repeat)
** (repeat)

I know, it doesn't make sense at all, does it?

Cookies (Liar)

Spoiler:

Spending my days with cookies
I was just looking with funny eyes

The first cookie, shapeless and random
Sometimes I became so possessive

(*) The only thing I could do at that time was
To really try to save my precious cookie

I might have known it was too late
The terrible sound of crushed cookie in my mouth

"the cookie bag, in front of me"
Such an image was too simple to resist

(**) Your ingredients I saw for the first time are still in my mind
How long should I wait to call the factory?

"The more I love cookies, the more my heart aches as it comes at a shock
I don't love ... My cookies anymore "

(*) repeat
(**) repeat

I love cookies!

Democracy Me (Real me)

Spoiler:

What I get?
What you get?
It may be an illusion
And we may only want to believe
That we have it

What I say?
What you say?
If we don't express
Our thoughts and feelings into demonstrations...
We may not be understood nor reach the president

The present time
Starts here

C’mon honey, throw toxic away
C’mon baby, bombs away
In order to survive
You should not want to be healed
Without fighting

C’mon honey, exhaust fumes fears
C’mon baby, weapons away with tears
In order to survive
You should not easily
Show your banner to someone

What I need?
What you need?
it's not all right
As long as people want to use exhaust fumes
I’m not satisfied

What I lose?
What you lose?
Maybe I have heard enough of people saying
That they knew the value of environment
Only after losing it

democracy:
It's here

C’mon honey, smoking is dangerous
C’mon baby, donating money is generous
In order to survive
We cannot always be
Such good girls

C’mon honey, pollute could be fun
C’mon baby, I’m not a nun (anymore)
In order to survive
We cannot be kind to others
When we do them pain

C’mon honey, throw toxic away
C’mon baby, bombs away
In order to survive
You should not want to be healed
Without fighting

C’mon honey, exhaust fumes fears
C’mon baby, weapons away with tears
In order to survive
You should not easily
Show your democracy to someone

C’mon honey, smoking is dangerous
C’mon baby, donating is generous
In order to save
We cannot always be
Such good girls

C’mon honey, pollute could be fun
C’mon baby, I’m not a nun (anymore)
In order to save the environment
As I know, democracy
You see the demonstration me...

Save the environment!

Bald&Religious - I gotta warn you - maybe this one is a bit to hard...
I warned you:

Spoiler:

Yayayaya Gagagaga Dadadada Wowowowo
Yayayaya Gagagaga Dadadada Wowowowo

Even if you think yourself as too bald
I don’t blame you
To be round, I'm rectangle
To be proud on it...
Ok, Let‘s go, Bald & religious
Don't watch me go to hairdresser and church, coz, Bald & religious

* Be free
Raise your voices
Let me realize
That you are bald and even religious

I feel myself most miserable
Should I go to the hairdresser?
You know? People often say
Regret after action is better than regret without action
Ok, should I go Bald & religious
You have already noticed the voice in your head

** So it's better to shout
Don't be scared
Move it
With all your hair

It's meaningless, Britney
To worry about the ending before it starts
Yayayaya Gagagaga Dadadada Wowowowo
You have only two options
Yayayaya Gagagaga Dadadada Wowowowo
To go bald, which you already did, and go religious, which you’re not sure of

Bald & religious
Watch me quietly, I have hair, admit you’re jealous, coz, Bald & religious

* (repeat)

Bald & religious, Bald & religious

** (repeat)

I think I can't stop anymore! HELP!

[AyuHamasaki01]

btw: Does anyone know where to get English Namie Amuro and Koda Kumi lyrics (tranlated in english of course)

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Here

omsc. So many re-written lyrics. x__x *will have to read them later*

Edit: "Watch me quietly, I have hair, admit you’re jealous" WIN!

[AyuHamasaki01]

Originally Posted by meerkitty

Here

omsc. So many re-written lyrics. x__x *will have to read them later*

Of course! How could I forget
Arigatou!

Spoiler:

Of course the "britney" in Bald&Religious speaks for Britney Spears

Seed of Nails (Koi no Tsubomi - Koda Kumi) put in spoiler because... you know:

Spoiler:

I once found the nails I loved, but,
oh what horrible time that was,
they were always lookin’ so boring,
their colors, their shape,
Gosh, what was I thinking!

“Let’s go for pointy!!” I said,
making my decision
I’m not missing the point...
we suit each other perfect
I guess that’s how my life is huh...

But regardless of how they are
I don’t want to just stay with one type
“I‘ll see the normal ones back again!” OH NO!
I don’t to believe that!!!!!

*This is absurd!
I like them!!!
Everyday of the week.
They don’t give up on me, never
When can I say what’s in my heart???
When I can express my love for my nails?
It can‘t be stopped...

Sitting in my usually sunny spot
I realize my nails are really shiny today, but
my heart, tells me something is missing

Those great moments of glitter and glamour
they just make me too happy
But there’s nothing I can do about it...
so I’m too scared to give up on my nails...

When my nails chase me in my nightmares
I start to understand
I want to stop waiting, I’ll go further.

This is absurd!
I like them!!!
Nobody wants to take them away, why?
So now, I made my decision, pointy or to much?
An arrow hit me, I know my choice
Regardless, you wanna know
Check the Ai no Uta cover, and you’ll see...

Namie Amuro

It's all about you

"I'm so tire...tire!!"

Step! With It

"I know you wheely wantin me! I'm wheely wantin you, baby!"

WANT ME, WANT ME

"I am oochie, lollipop and coochie!"

Kumi Koda

Selfish

"I sell fish!"

Love goes like...

"Throw your hands out, throw your hands out!" <---xD people putting their hands in the trash

[AyuHamasaki01]

Originally Posted by KaoriNeko

Namie Amuro

It's all about you

"I'm so tire...tire!!"

Step! With It

"I know you wheely wantin me! I'm wheely wantin you, baby!"

WANT ME, WANT ME

"I am oochie, lollipop and coochie!"

Kumi Koda

Selfish

"I sell fish!"

Love goes like...

"Throw your hands out, throw your hands out!" <---xD people putting their hands in the trash

''

I love the Sell Fish one!
and the Love Goes Like... one! the actual is: Throw your hands up

[voltron]

Namie Amuro - Alarm

Oh wait...the actual lyrics just don't make sense.

[AyuHamasaki01]

Another rewrite song:
This time I turned Namie Amuro's Hello into Goodbye

I must warn you... It's a very bit aggresive:

Spoiler:

I say hello
I’m busy right now
Or maybe I’m into my weapon collection
Or maybe I don’t feel like a weapon
I say hello
If it’s important,
Leave your message at the tone
I’ll check my agenda and the weapon store
I’ll call you back

I was swept away by it all
I didn’t even think to doubt
Just thought everyone was that way
It’s funny
Did you start to think I’ve got the life
I want to take the job
I’m, not gonna let anyone get in my way
My time and my terror
Oh whatever…

I can’t force myself anymore
It’s like, I want to do if for money
I’m busy scheduling my agenda
There’s no one who can take my place
I’ve got work to do
I control the weapon myself
Even on the telephone

You don’t want it
You don’t need it
Right now
The wanna hear me shoot. My Goodbye
But just take a second
To think about it all, what do you want?
And so, Do you want a crematorium?
You know what to do, grab my weapon


Wait for the beep and do your thing
Hey
How’re you feeling now?
I feel good, another job is done
waiting for another one on the telephone

Wait for the beep and do your thing
I‘m scheduling my agenda now!!
Goodbye!

[LEOyumi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Bald & Religious is awesome!

[AyuHamasaki01]

Originally Posted by LEOyumi

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Bald & Religious is awesome!

thanks!

Now I think about it, I have another misheard lyrics:

Shakira - Don't Bother:
misheard: She stole my sexy doll
original: She's almost six feet tall

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Mika Nakashima - Shadows of you
~ I will be waiting. Waiting just for you. Knowing that I'll see shadows of you.
(Is really "I will be waiting. Waiting for the moon. Knowing that she'll bring shadows of you." )

[bondingo]

I have three, and they're all from the Queen of Hip Pop:

No:
Misheard- "How about some sweet b!tch?"
Actual- "How about some sweet peach?"

ALARM:
Misheard- "Tick the lady, tick the baby"
Actual- "Tick tack lady, tick tack baby"

Want Me, Want Me:
Misheard- "Take it suru futari wa like it perfect"
Actual- "Tekozuru futari wa like a virgin"
-
Misheard- "I am a hoochy, la la poppy coochie"
Actual- "I am oochie, la la poppin coochie"

To this day, I still can't believe she called herself a "poppin coochie"

No - Namie Amuro
How about some sweets b*tch?

(1:25)

maybe that's the actual lyrics. o__o?

[alt.total-loser]

^ Me ga sametara read my lips
“How about some sweet peach?”

lol.